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THEME BY LOSTMEMENTO
omG
so my friend just texted me that she was just outside and she tripped and she was screaming and her mom was like, “what’s wrong!?” and my friend said, “I fell, what do you think omg” and her mom just whispers “so did castiel…”. My friend and I are just so doNE OHMYGOD
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
- Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
- When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
- If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
- Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
- Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
- Do not harm little children.
- Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
- When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
satan does not approve of the harming of little kids
satan disproves of rape
satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated
hail satan
Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually
Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity
If he does not stop, destroy him
I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules
alright you little bastard, what are you doing on my dash?
you are an annoying artifact.
There are kids on tumblr who probably don’t know who you are. they are blessed.
I always loved him… I flipped a shit whenever my brother would write something and this little dude would pop up.
There’s a difference between
and
The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
you should all go to your blogs and hover over them
well shit
jfc ….. o______o we’re fucked up
Evolution is not sure why you’re so obsessed with finding “aliens.” I mean, it already made the stalk-eyed fly.
What. What.
What.
(Source: BBC)
this one’s pretty specific
And yet even in this one still shot he’s portraying it perfectly.
are we all just going to ignore the fact that this is essentially justin bieber
(Source: onedayillbebeautiful)
I am not joking, I cannot stop laughing right now x’D
(Source: daenerysstubborn)
I hope so bb
UGLY SOBBING
WHAT. -SOBBING
here’s another one
It looks like steve rogers
plot twist: it’s jensen ackles
(Source: fuckharkness)
